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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
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candidate donald trump. ken jeong. musical guest cam. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: bowie! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd right there. that's what i'm talking about. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] the crowd. this is what we need. it's what we want.
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welcome to "the tonight show." i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we have donald trump on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not saying security is tight, but the secret service just built a giant wall around the building. [ laughter ] and we had to pay for it. [ laughter ] it seems like every day, we are learning something new about trump. in fact, i just read that right after giving a speech, no matter where he is,trump likes to fly back that night to sleep here in new york. although sometimes when he's really tired, he'll just buy a a hotel. [ laughter ] [ applause ] actually, the campaign's starting to get really, really heated now. in fact, several candidates are now accusing ted cruz of not actually being a natural born american citizen. and if it's true, it could mean he couldn't be president. cruz is not happy about this. but i think now he might be trying a little bit too hard to sound american. watch this.
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men see things as they are and ask why. [ light laughter ] i see things that never were and ask why not." >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] a couple problems. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. one is that quote wasn't actually from john f. kennedy. that was from robert f. kennedy. [ light laughter ] and secondly the impression wasn't of john f. kennedy. it was mayor quimby from "the simpsons." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and so that's two things. at least quote him. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: a real quote. oh, and listen to this. over the weekend, bernie sanders said that if he's elected, he plans to spend $1 trillion to fight unemployment. [ scattered cheers ] when asked what they would do with that kind of money, unemployed people said, retire. [ laughter and applause ] why would i work? a trillion dollars. and did you see this? former new york city mayor michael bloomberg reportedly commissioned a poll to see how he'd do if he ran for president as an independent candidate.
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he'd be a billionaire new yorker running an unexpected campaign for president. or as one guy called it, "total pipe dream. [ laughter and applause ] never happen. never do it." i read the republican candidates aired a dozen new tv ads last week, even though recent data has shown tv ads are mostly ineffective. chris christie was like, "if tv ads aren't effective, then why do i keep going to wendy's for their gouda bacon cheeseburger, here only for a limited time?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] tell me they don't work? this is kind of crazy here. a day after he was caught it came out that mexican drug lord el chapo actually sat down for an interview with sean penn while he was on the run. in the interview, el chapo describes himself as, "a person who's not looking for problems in any way."
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mexican drug lord thing. [ laughter ]hter ] it's like, "i'm just a humble drug lord. you know, i chop up my enemies one leg at a time. [ laughter ] i'm just, you know, like anybody else. [ applause ] i'm just a mexican drug lord. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: what's the problem? i heard that after federal police caught el chapo they took him to a sex motel as a a discreet hiding place where they could wait for reinforcements. [ laughter ] and this is a real photo. look at this. yikes. [ laughter ] you can tell it's a sex motel because look at his handcuffs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know, there's a fur -- that's not normal handcuffs. >> steve: that's not normal. i can see fur. >> jimmy: i saw that nasa just released raw footage of a photo shoot of the next international space station crew. not many people get to go to space. ronauts are naturally very excited.appy these guys are. [ laughter ] >> a little more. all right. this time a little more expression. [ laughter ]: there you go. perfect, perfect. yeah. save some of the energy for the
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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: a little more expression. just a little more. [ laughter ] okay. you fell asleep.p. >> jimmy: come on. a little excited, dude. >> steve: give us something. >> jimmy: you're goi it's what you dreamt of. yeah. you guys, check this out. i heard that the playboy mansion is now on the market for $200 million. yeah.n't wanna be obvious about it. so, he'll probably be like, "i'm just gonna get like a pack of gum, some milk, a newspaper, yboy mansion. [ laughter and applause ] and i'll just take a playboy mansion as well. put it in the bag first."the playboy mansion is up for sale. and get this, this is true. whoever buys it actually has to let hugh hefner live there. [ light laughter ]are calling this the first house where you can get to know a ghost before he haunts it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show.
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lause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, it is monday. we're so happy to be back. we have a big week of shows ahead.kevin hart will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a funny human being. kevin hart.ch expert, joshua topolsky will be stopping by to show us the latest gadgets from c.e.s., the ronics show, in las vegas. [ applause ] then on wednesday, we're gonna kick off a few weeks of favorite artists with colin hay from "men at work," will be here. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: later this monen bishop, and of course, we've got him, the
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gonna join us this month.: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] suddenly life has meaning to me there's beautyhings we never take notice of denly you're in love [ cheers and applause ] but first, you guys, we have a a great show tonight. he's currently the front-runner in the republican presidential campaign., in the building tonight! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] guy is so funny. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: from the new film "ride along 2" and his tv show "dr. ken" he was great last globes. ken jeong is dropping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]his is good music. making her late night
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from cam is here tonight. ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: guys, whenever i get ere at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. and one thing i noticed is that eople will write the exact same captions but the pictures they post will be completely different. i'll show you what i mean in this next segment."picture this." [ cheers and applause ] picture this picture this picture this yeah picture this s take a look at the first example. it's from donald trump. >> steve: wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and jeb bush. >> steve: really. >> jimmy: yeah.e, "after months of hard work and a lot of convincing, i'm finally close to getting their endorsement." let's see the pictures they posted. cture of the united auto workers union. jeb bush posted a picture of the bush family. >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: verye what i'm saying? >> steve: yeah. same caption. >> jimmy: yeah, different. >> steve: two different pictures. >> jimmy: two different pictures. >> steve: wow.
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>> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "we're only a month away." bernie sanders posted a picture joe biden posted a picture of "fuller house." >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone is excited about "fuller house." >> jimmy: everyone's excited. >> steve: everybody. especially joe biden. >> jimmy: this next one here is from ricky gervais and c-3po. [ laughter ] steve: he has his own. yeah. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "check out these golden globes." [ audience ohs ] ricky gervais posted a picture of two golden globe trophies. >> jimmy: c-3p0 posted a a picture of himself after getting a boob job. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applaot a boob job? >> jimmy: all the robots are doing it. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's one -- if you don't understand this in. >> steve: cause i'm confused still. >> jimmy: no problem. this one from rand paul and chris christie. >> steve: yeah. okay. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "it's a great snack, but the never stop with just one. [ light laughter ] rand paul posted a picture of lay's potato chips. >> steve: okay. osted a picture of a pizza hut triple
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you get all that for $19.99. all that. $19.99. all of that. >> jimmy: that's a good snack. >> steve: yeah. just a snack. >> jimmy: it's a good snack. [ light laughter ]acks out there. >> steve: you can get a snack for $19.99 you can't beat it with a stick. >> jimmy: here's one from meredith vieira and steve harvey. we love those guys.d a great time in england over the holidays." meredith viera posted a picture of big ben. steve harvey posted at wall of china. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: no, not again. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: that's not england.: this next caption. >> steve: what is this one? >> jimmy: this is from from carly fiorina -- >> steve: carly fiorina. >> j >> steve: and martin o'malley. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "it's embarrassing that i still have this up in my house." carly fiorina posted a picture of a christmas tree.ed a a picture of a martin o'malley for president sign. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: wow. fantastic.now. he's the one who posted it. >> steve: yeah.
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the insta. >> jimmy: here we have a s and shaq. they both wrote, "lol, look what i found in my pocket!" [ laughter ] tom hanks posted a picture of a shaq posted a picture of a a volkswagen jetta. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. t. >> jimmy: it happens. it happens. >> steve: and tom hanks found a a canadian quarter. >> jimmy: "what do i got? let me see what i got here. it's a volkswagen jetta." [ laughter ]ne from amazon and best buy. they both wrote, "take a look at our new drone." amazon posted a picture of an automated delivery drone!d a picture of a a best buy employee. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. excuse me?e? do you know where tvs are? tvs? excuse me? excuse me? sir. jimmy: yeah? >> steve: excuse me, do you work here? >> jimmy: no, i'm going to space. i'm in nasa. [ laughter ]
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space. me something. a little more emotion. >> jimmy: he's saving, he's conserving his energy. >> steve: yeah. from the olive garden and chipotle. >> steve: oh, good. [ laughter ] oh, my. >> jimmy: hey. come on. wait, wait, wait. >> steve: come ooke. >> jimmy: wait, wait. >> steve: no, don't do that one. >> jimmy: no, no, no. wait, don't beat me to it. this is from -- [ light laughter ]garden and chipotle. >> jimmy: same caption, different photo. do you understand? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. they both wrote, "once you sit down, you'll never want to leave!" >> steve: okay. [ laughter ]e garden posted a a picture of a table. chipotle posted a picture of a a toilet. there you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "picture this." we'll be right back with donald trump, everybody! come on.lause ] and this... is a live photo of a cat. live photos are more than just photos. they come alive when
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[ cheers and applause ]immy: our first guest is currently the front-runner to become the republican presidential nominee., please welcome back to "the tonight
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[ cheers and applause ]t more can i say what more can i do what more thank you, donald. welcome. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome back to the show. you must be really, really, now. because the powerball is at $1.3 billion. [ laughter ] i mean -- >> take a shot at it. you do with all that money? oh, my gosh. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, who knows. >> all goes to the vets. do you like that idea? >> jcheers and applause ] of course. >> i think that's fair. >> jimmy: you've consistently been the front-runner in this campaign. congratulations on that. >> thank you.ou know what the secret is? can you tell me what the secret is for being number one all this long? or you don't want to say anything yet? >> well i mean we can say we 's really
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we travel, we work hard. we just got back from iowa, new hampshire, south carolina. making our country great. you know, it's a theme. it's a theme that we have, "make america great again." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and people, that's what people want.country to be great again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: of course. who wouldn't want that? >> been great. >> jimmy: i would say the one thing of value is that you're table. >> that's good. >> jimmy: yeah. i don't know what you're going to do or say next. does. and it's kind of exciting to watch the debates and everything. but you say things sometimes i go like, that's a little controversial. [ light laughter ] i mean -- the muslim thing, it's not allowing any muslims es. >> on a temporary basis. temporal -- look at the -- starting to clap. what? [ laughter ] one person. >> jimmy: one person. yeah. say. [ laughter ] so sorry about that. >> he was one conservative. >> jimmy: one conservative, yeah. but you probably knew that was going to get some controversy. >> i did, i did. something happening. and we're talking about on a a short term basis, temporary. but jimmy, there's something
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there's hatred.oing on. look at paris and look at all of -- look what happened in los angeles just recently. i mean, look at er. people flying airplanes into the world trade center, into the pentagon. we've to figure out what's going on.s country. we don't know. and we're not getting any help because other people know that these people are about to do ever get reported to our police. they never get reported. so we say we have to figure it out.hat or illegal immigration, and i think it's one of the reasons -- we just came out with a poll. 42% of the people, and these ople, 42% of the people are in favor of me because they want to have our country be safe again. ok at germany, look what happened in germany with the tremendous crime that took place like overnight, the tremendous new year's eve. and you know, i just want to see something different for our country. and i feel very strongly about it. and i guess a lot of people >> jimmy: well, i mean, some people don't agree with you as well.
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that's true.e you -- you -- you -- it's both, but -- [ cheers and applause ] are you saying just to get the conversation going? 'cause --the conversation going, absolutely. by the way, i have so many friends, muslim friends, great people, you too. and they're incredible people. and some of them, not all of nest, but some of them called this a -- don, you've done such a great service because we do have to find out what's going on. there's a tremendous hatred. it's a deep seated hatred.lly feel that it's something, you know it's starting a dialogue. and because of what i have done, aley're starting to think. i mean you take a look at brussels and you look at some of these countries. it's -- what's going on is incredible.gree, and at a minimum, we're getting a a dialogue started so we can come up with a solution. >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause you said s like, "oh the numbers are going to go down." this a -- and the numbers actually went up. >> the numbers went up, way up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean they went up by 11 points.
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a percentage of 42 or something like that, and you have 15 people or 14, you know, rapidly. the good news is now they're dropping out rapidly. but when you have 42, and you that's a a big percentage. >> jimmy: yeah. and then you do something on the -- on the opposite extreme, i think. out and had that speech on gun control. and he cried. and a lot of conservative hat was theater. he wasn't really crying. that wasn't real." and you go, "no, that was real." al. >> jimmy: you were one of the first people to say that. i go, that wasn't -- no one else is saying that. >> i ti mean, i looked. i disagree with what he's doing. i disagree with many of the things he's done. but i thought it was heartfelt, i thought it was real. it's a tough situation. we're in a tough situation, but we have to protect our second amendment. it's very important. >> jimmy: do you cry ever? [ laughter ] when i was one, i cried. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, but you're a a grandpa. aren't you a grandpa?
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in fact --ou get emotional? >> my beautiful daughter. anybody ever hear of ivanka? >> jimmy: i love your daughter. please, tell us some more.ve her third baby in two months. so we're very happy about that. i'm proud. and she's been terrific. and beautiful children. hillary clinton. how do you think she's doing? >> well, it's tough. i mean, i think she's having a a tough time.t some guy who's -- i mean, he should be easy to beat. i mean, how can you lose like this? he really isn't even a a democrat. [ laughter ]list. and i think he might be a step beyond a socialist. and she's not doing well. she's about tied in iowa.ng new hampshire, which is sort of amazing. and i think she's got maybe a a race that's going to be a a little bit tougher. i think she'll win, i guess.mail problem. the e-mails. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we'll see what happens. who knows. it's the world of politics. you really never know.y has a race that's a lot different than people thought. >> jimmy: and you -- i thought i heard you say something, that
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idea. >> well i don't know. i mean, time will tell. she came out with a little bit i came out with a very big statement about her and bill. [ laughter ] and she's stopped talking about me all of a sudden. >> jimmy: bill hasn't said anything. >> he has not said anything. >> jimmy: he's a charming guy. >> he is. he's a charming guy.he can talk to you about a hamburger and make you cry. [ laughter ] i mean he says, "jimmy this hamburger is fantastic." it's something --o speak. >> it's going to be interesting to see what happens. i think it's going to be one of the most interesting races. and they actually said if i ut -- if i win and she wins, it's going to be the largest voter turnout in the history of the country. and that's a goole don't vote that much in this country so that would be an amazing thing if that happens. >> jimmy: there's a conspiracy if you've heard this, that you were hired by the democratic party. [ laughter ] >> well i mean, they like to
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>> jimmy: should we set the record straight? >> okay, well i'll tell you what. i'll set the record straight right now. t today where i'm beating her easily and substantially and i'm winning against hillary one-on-one.nd i haven't even started on her yet, although last week i did a a little bit. [ laughter ] i guess. but we haven't even started. >> don't forget, when i originally said i was running, everyone said, "no, he's not going to run. he's just doing it for fun." >> jimmy: yeah.ut to be good. a lot of people were wrong. >> jimmy: yeah. absolutely. more with donald trump when we get back everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with donald trump.e back to our show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: let's talk about -- you have the iowa caucus. >> right. >> jimmy: and new hampshire, said you were just -- aren't those -- how important are those to -- ? >> to me, very important. i'm doing well in iowa. and the recent numbers, i'm and i have a great relationship with the people of iowa. and in new hampshire, i've been leading by a lot from the beginning, especially.from new hampshire. then we go to south carolina. we go to nevada. we go to the s.e.c. then we go down to florida. amazing. the people of this country are amazing. the spirit. [ cheers and applause ]
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amazing.ally showing up. i mean, you're getting giant crowds. you're getting, like, stadiums. >> we're getting record crowds. people. we're getting -- you know, other people have 59 or 103, and we'll come the next day and we'll have 10,500. it's crazy.ing -- in mobile, alabama, we had 35,000 people. in dallas, we had 20,000 at the mavericks arena.ma, we had 20,000 people. it's been amazing. >> jimmy: and you look forward to these things? like, the debates now, you have five? >> five. >> jimmy: so now -- i mean, you've done them, now. do you look forward to them? do you go, "i need to say headlines"? >> that's an interesting question because i never debated before. i never really did this. i've been creating jobs and and things. and these guys are politicians. all talk, no action. believe me, folks. i know them better than anybody. [ cheers ]he first debate, and i did well. a lot of people said i won the debate. even the pundits and the polls and everything were saying i did well.e
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then it's been sort of -- we've have done really well. we won, i guess, m so look, we have a good subject to talk about. i mean, i know what we really . and that sort of -- i think it goes into the debate. but the debates have been interesting. we have one on thursday night coming up, a big's right. >> and i hope to do well, but who knows. i mean, you never know, folks. you never know. >> jimmy: how do you prepare or you don't want to tell me?f have been preparing for, like, 30 years. it's hard to say -- it's awfully tough because they can ask you a million questions, so re. i remember the last time, a a certain person that was running prepared, prepared, took a week off, went into a a log cabin, just locked d he was so loaded with information, he didn't know how to spew it out. so i think you have to lead and do the best you can. and people understand. there is a lot of pressure, but i've loved doing the debates. i look forward to it. know a lot about hiring the right people for the position. >> uh-oh. >> jimmy: and so i thought --
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it's a good set-up. i was wondering if maybe we should do a mock job interview with you. >> okay. >> jimmy: i mean, you're running for the biggest job in the world, really, the most [ cheers and applause ] >> sure. let's go. let's go. [ laughter ] jimmy: can i call you donald? >> you certainly can. >> jimmy: how did you hear about the position? [ laughter ] >> well, a lot of people in this big country were g, "what's going on?" and i said, "let's see if we can do something." >> jimmy: perfect. a a little about yourself? handsome person. [ laughter ]iful head of hair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. i noticed that, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]od student, and i always worked hard. >> jimmy: yeah. you really do. why do you want this job? make america great again.
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that's the simplest answer. are your strengths? >> i think, believe it or not, bringing people together. i really can bring people togee say it's the exact opposite, but i really unify. i bring people together. i get along with people. along with people. i'll get along with democrats, with republicans, with liberals, with conservatives. and that's what we need in this country.together because it's very divided. >> jimmy: what are your weaknesses?et. when -- you know, it's sort of interesting. i have said it. i'm too nice too long, and when ke, somebody takes advantage of a situation, i become too bad for too long. so i think i maybe have to have f a shorter memory. it wouldn't be so bad. >> jimmy: interesting. are you willing to relocate? [ laughter ]white house. >> jimmy: now, donald, this is
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is media attention something omfortable with? [ laughter ] >> not at all. i would be very, very uncomfortable with it. [ laughter ] thank you for the interview. i appreciate that. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on everything. donald trump, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good luck. >> thank you, everybody.ank you very much. good luck. ken jeong joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] fellow americans... they say we're a nation divided. that's not true. we agree on a lot. like paul rudd.ul rudd. i didn't know this was going to happen! you know what else everyone loves? emojis. no. beer!ng the bud light party. just wait till you see our caucus. we've got the biggest caucus in the country! ooooeeeyyyyy! inspired right now. america has seen the light... and there's a bud in front of it!
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lause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars opposite kevin hart and e soon-to-be blockbuster sequel, "ride along 2" which hits theaters on friday. his popular television comedy nights at 8:30 p.m. on abc. here's the very funny, the very
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nd applause ] >> jimmy: how does he do it? how does he do it?dies and gentlemen, ken jeong. [ cheers ] thank you so much for being here, because i know you were the golden globes in l.a. >> yeah, that was so much fun. it was my first time ever being there. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, it was really nice. >> jimmy: you looked like you time. >> i was having a great time. it was great. thank you. >> jimmy: i love your dance moves there. thank you for always doing something. >> no, thank you. [ light laughter ]re i compliment you any more, i want to compliment you on a couple things. one is -- i was in the hospital
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ring avulsion. >> ring avulsion. dr. ken is in the house, all right? [ laughter ] so -- >> jimmy: well, you were a yes. i was a physician. i still am. >> jimmy: you still are a a doctor. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is no joke. ring avulsion? >> ring avulsion injury. of the rings" movie. all right? [ laughter ] ring avulsion is not, like, a a deleted movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: blu-ray.y tolkien thing. no. >> jimmy: i was in the icu at bellview for a while, and i ovie called "the duff," and you were in it, and you were fantastic. i watched it twice. >> thank you so much. t was a great movie. everybody was great acting in it. but you were fantastic in it, so i just want to get that out of the way and say thank you etter. >> thank you for being a friend of "the duff." it was such a great movie. [ cheers and applause ] mae wittman, who starred in it, was one of the best actresses around.e there. >> jimmy: you made me feel good watching the movie. >> thank you, man. i'm glad your finger is better.od vessels are healing up. and you know, dr. ken healed your finger, bitch.
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you know? medical term. "bitch" is a medical term. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> no, no, no, it's not a bad term. it's not -- >> jimmy: like if a >> veterinarian. >> jimmy: yeah, veterinarian. >> jimmy: verteran. >> you're a comedy veteran icon. >> jimmy: geez louise. [ laughter ] geez louise. another medical term. >> jimmy: that is not true at all. i want to know how -- i watch "dr. ken." >> yeah. a great show. >> oh, thank you. show. you have two twin girls. in real life -- >> yes. >> jimmy: you are a doctor. >> yep. >> jimmy: and ha >> yes, alexa and, um, zoey. yup, that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're twins. >> twins. they're twins. a favorite? >> yeah, well, you know, alexa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. you can't say that. >> i can't say that. i can't say that. i did. i did. geez louise. [ laughter ]you can't say, "geez louise" either. >> it's really funny. with alexa, she came up to me and said, "it's weird to have a er." i'm like, "yeah, i know. it's a lot to live up to." she said "no, i didn't say a a good actor.
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[ laughter ]note actor that beats that move to death all the time." [ laughter ] on, now. i did, by the way, love that you came out and did that with a total straight face. if you rewind on your tivo's, watch how funny that was. >> that's an episode of ng up where i'm a a selfish dancer. when me and my wife go to weddings, my wife calls me a a selfish dancer. we did a whole episode of "dr. ken" about that. because --that mean? >> because whenever i go to -- whenever i'm dancing, i'm not a a good couples dancer. i'm, like, the guy -- this was back in the day when i wasn't in show business. guy in the center of that, and, like, a a lot of us are just in the middle of that circle just doing, "go ken! go ken!"ly? you like that. >> and i have good intentions. i'll take my wife. i'll be like, "let's go dance to this." that girl is poison [ laughter ]u know, i'll just -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you become that guy. >> i become that guy. >> jimmy: that's who you are. >> that's who i am. >> jimmy: thessful, and that's why we can tell. >> thank you for bringing up "dr. ken" because it's like the -- it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
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that -- >> jimmy: no, it's you and kevin hart and ice cube. >> kevin hart, ice cube. you know, to me, with all due ant no trouble -- but with all due respect, what makes america great is diversity. that. [ cheers and applause ] and it's just -- i don't want no trouble.n't want no trouble, jimmy! >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> i don't want no trouble! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. nobody is saying that you want any trouble.erica great is thati'm a part of "ride along 2" with olivia munn, ice cube, benjamin bratt, kevin hart. the most diverse casts in film and tv, and that truly is what america is all about. that's truly what makes america great to me. say diversity is important, but i practice it. so, to me, i just -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's what makes america great. >> jimmy: we're happy that ll this. >> i'm just -- i'm just -- >> jimmy: you don't want any -- >> i'm just -- i don't want no trouble. >> jimmy: i know y no, yeah. >> i'm just getting all these bits in, 'cause just in case the election goes the other
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i may be asked to leave the country. so i don't want to -- [ laughter ] in detroit. diversity dance. diversity dance diversity dancee [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. hey. all right. [ laughter ]versity dance. >> that's the diversity dance. >> jimmy: that's diversity dance. [ laughter ]ood, it's going straight to audio. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how did you get involved with "ride along 2"? >> it was cube. cube asked me, ice cube.m cube. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you might be in trouble there. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm st community. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> ice cube.e became friends. he actually texted me out of the blue. i met him somewhere promoting years ago. and he was like, "we got to do a movie together." and i was so, like, grateful
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i couldn't believe he recognized me. a few month later, he was like, "you 2'"? i was like, "uh, yeah." and then the producer, will packer, and director, tim story, called a day later.part. >> jimmy: tim story. oh, my gosh. >> tim story's the best. "barbershop." he is the coolest guy. he's the director of "ride along 2." and this movie coming out he real deal. and i'm just -- i'm just so grateful to be a part of it. >> jimmy: it's gonna make everyone laugh. you are basically a computer hacker. computer hacker. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip here. here's ken jeong and kevin hart annoying ice cube and olivia check this out. >> "star wars," the original trilogy, name them and rank them. >> episode 5, "the empire strikes back." epsiode 4, "a new hope." episode 6, "jedi." boom. >> "empire strikes back"? no. >> what?di." i don't know. >> jedi? oh, my god. those ewoks? >> the ewoks are what made "star wars"! >> they're so annoying. >> no, no, no. james. >> james. >> maya. >> james real quick. >> maya. >> james. >> maya.
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>> if you could be a shark or >> shark. >> you'd have so many disadvantages to being a shark. if you're an eagle, you're flying. >> i thought would eagles would take this lady's babies away. >> no! biggie smalls, is he slightly overrated?lot. >> what? >> maya. >> maya. >> maya. >> maya. >> james. >> james. >> james. >> shut up! and applause ] >> jimmy: best of olivia munn doing that. we love her. >> i love her. everybody. "ride along 2" hits theaters friday. [ cheers and applause ] "dr. ken" airs friday nights at 8:30 on abc. we'll be right back with music from cam.erybody. [ cheers and applause ] uh, hello geico?... yeah, i was just talking about your emergency roadside service and how it's available 24/7 and then our car overheated...es? can you send a tow truck please? you're not going to believe this but it's um...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our country music's biggest breakouts of 2015. she's making her late night television debut with us tonight.rforming her grammy-nominated platinum single "burning house" off her new album, "untamed."
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[ cheers and applause ] i had a dreamg house you were stuck inside i couldn't get you out aid beside you and pulled you close and the two of p in smoke love isn't all that it seems i i'll stay here with you until this dream is gonesleepwalking been wandering all night trying to taked broke and make
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i've been sleepwalkinge to the fire but it's the only place that i can hold you tight this burning house see you at a party and you look the samed take you back but people don't ever change wish that we could and i'd be the one you thought you'd find isn't all that it seems i did you wrong i'll stay here with youis dream is gone i've been sleepwalking all night trying to take
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broke and make it right e been sleepwalking too close to the fire only place that i can hold you tighthouse the flames are getting bigger now in this burning houseld on to you somehow in this burning house wanna wake up in this burning house sleepwalking been wandering all night trying to take
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i've been sleepwalkinge to the fire but it's the only place that i can in this burning house eers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. just beautiful. oh, my gosh. thank you so much. cam!" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. wow, i wanna hear more.
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rs and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks again to donald trump, ken jeong, cam once again, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. great job. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight --ccain. comedian j.b smoove. music from lukas graham.g the 8g band with fred armisen and janet weiss. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear.he news. donald trump's campaign released a statement announcing he will boycott tomorrow's debate sayingnews think they can toy with him.